tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8450543349448165337.post6011481693976171243..comments2023-02-27T12:58:29.826-05:00Comments on Unpublished For a Reason: Time Travel Mouth Man! (aka Worst Superhero Ever)Hannah Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00849529277859991156noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8450543349448165337.post-88868781712934728902012-05-06T00:36:55.997-04:002012-05-06T00:36:55.997-04:00Hmm. Maybe. It certainly *could* work like that. W...Hmm. Maybe. It certainly *could* work like that. When we talked about it, I definitely felt like previous time travel didn't affect it, although I'm trying to figure out why it wouldn't. Let me mull that over.<br /><br />Also, I don't think it's an instant thing, like you put the fish in your mouth and it's immediately caviar - it would be a slow process. (We never did determine how long it took, though.) So if your theory worked, if you kept it in there long enough, then the "youngened" thumb would become mature again and then go back to getting younger and younger, until I suppose it disappeared from existence.Hannah Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00849529277859991156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8450543349448165337.post-37963625071638244392012-05-05T23:58:52.146-04:002012-05-05T23:58:52.146-04:00I think you're all missing something. You said...I think you're all missing something. You said it turns back time. Couldn't that work like this?<br /><br />Yesterday my thumb is mature and my fish is fish. <br />Today when I put them in mouth my thumb turns young and my fish turns to caviar.<br />Tomorrow when I put the young thumb or the caviar back in my mouth it reverts to *its* past. That means my young thumb becomes mature again and the caviar turns back to fish.Kevin Megillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09262456783796139561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8450543349448165337.post-81500697952062211602012-05-05T15:10:10.340-04:002012-05-05T15:10:10.340-04:00Travis: Oh, man! I didn't even think about thi...Travis: Oh, man! I didn't even think about things like wine. That would be awesome!<br /><br />Goosey: Yes... yes, he would. We decided that would turn into one of those stories you scare children with - "If you suck your thumb, it will never ever grow! And you'll be an adult with baby thumbs!"Hannah Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00849529277859991156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8450543349448165337.post-1745226950350572532012-05-05T11:19:14.584-04:002012-05-05T11:19:14.584-04:00If Time Travel Mouth man had been a thumb-sucker a...If Time Travel Mouth man had been a thumb-sucker as a child, he'd have WEIRD looking hands now.Gooseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03494531707773841514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8450543349448165337.post-36970872165126387622012-05-05T08:09:36.254-04:002012-05-05T08:09:36.254-04:00I actually had a couple of more thoughts about thi...I actually had a couple of more thoughts about this last night and I was going to share in the aforementioned Facebook discussion but since I'm already thinking about it here and this page is already open, here you go:<br /><br />Think of the implications for slapstick comedy! No longer would the gag consist of someone being shocked while drinking water and spurting that out on someone else. Time Travel Mouth Man could be drinking wine and spit out grapes on someone!<br /><br />Also, I got to thinking about that recent story where it came out that Alicia Silverstone feeds her baby food out of her mouth and I got to wondering: What if she has this power?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06381792002836474683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8450543349448165337.post-21016215126383925312012-05-04T19:08:47.014-04:002012-05-04T19:08:47.014-04:00...Would it, though?...Would it, though?Hannah Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00849529277859991156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8450543349448165337.post-78340732383938345932012-05-04T14:27:05.371-04:002012-05-04T14:27:05.371-04:00All I can think is it'd make this guy's jo...All I can think is it'd make <a href="http://jezebel.com/5907587/zookeeper-saves-tiny-monkey-by-licking-its-butt-until-it-poops-seriously" rel="nofollow">this guy</a>'s job less unpleasant.Samhttps://sentynel.com/noreply@blogger.com