Monday, April 2, 2012

Not a Good Day For ChaCha

Sometimes asking ChaCha is just plain frustrating. Jacob and I were discussing the Les Mis movie coming out this December and couldn't remember who was playing Marius. So I figured I'd ask ChaCha. This ensued over the course of the next half hour.

Me: Who's playing Marius in the new 2012 movie version of Les Miserables?

ChaCha: In the 1998 film version of "Les Miserable" (note: that is not a typo from me - it's from them) starring Claire Danes, Marius is played by Hans Matheson!

Me: I hate when you people don't even read my question. Let's try again. In the 2012 musical movie version of Les Mis starring Hugh Jackman, who is playing Marius?

ChaCha: We found millions of A's, but not to that Q.

Me: Oh, for pete's sake. Who's playing Marius in the 2012 movie version of Les Miserables?

ChaCha: There is no Gavroche in the 2012 movie "Les Miserables." They must have taken out the character or maybe it is not cast yet. Amanda Seyfried will play Cosette. Anne Hathaway will play Fantine. Sacha Baron Cohen will play Monsieur Thnardier. (Again, not my own typo.)

Me: I did not ask about Gavroche. I asked about Marius. Who is playing MARIUS in the 2012 movie musical of Les Miserables? This is not difficult to find.

ChaCha: We found millions of A's, but not to that Q.

Me: Who's playing Marius in the 2012 movie musical version of Les Miserables? I will keep texting until I get an answer.

ChaCha: We found millions of A's, but not to that Q.

Me: Who's playing Marius in the 2012 movie musical version of Les Miserables? I will keep texting until I get an answer.

ChaCha: Hmm... we sent that Answer to you already!

Me: YOU DID NOT. You sent me a bunch of other random info and never once answered my question. Who is cast as Marius in the new movie of Les Mis?

ChaCha: We found millions of A's, but not to that Q.

Me: Who's playing Marius in the 2012 movie musical version of Les Miserables?

ChaCha: Hmm... we sent that Answer to you already! Txt GETNEW to get a new answer.

Me: Getnew

ChaCha: There is no Gavroche in the 2012 movie "Les Miserables." They must have taken out the character or maybe it is not cast yet. Amanda Seyfried will play Cosette. Anne Hathaway will play Fantine. Sacha Baron Cohen will play Monsieur Thnardier.

Me: Who's playing Marius in the 2012 movie musical version of Les Miserables?

ChaCha: Hmm... we sent that Answer to you already! Txt GETNEW to get a new answer.

Me: Getnew

ChaCha: We found millions of A's, but not to that Q.

(15 minutes later, Jacob and I found a computer and actually looked up the answer. First Google hit for "2012 les miserables" is the IMDb page, which lists the cast member right there.)

Me: Eddie Redmayne is playing Marius in the 2012 Les Mis movie. That took me like 15 seconds to find on Google. You should have been able to find it. Sigh.

ChaCha: Snap! That answer is still a mystery to us.

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