Vital, Indisputable Facts I Have Learned From Weebl Songs

1. Drinking milk will making hedgehogs do crazy things like playing chicken with cars.

2. Russian dancing men are always prepared in case they wet their pants.

3. You can lure Benedict Cumberbatch into your kitchen with nothing but a plate of ham.

4. You need gloves to properly handle celery.

5. Stephen Fry drives around London in a taxi, picking up random people.

6. Flying squirrels hijack planes.

7. 300 rpms is a sexy speed.

8. All politicians are more exciting than Gordon Brown.

9. Narwhals stop Cthulhu eating you.

10. The owls WILL get Simon Cowell someday.

11. You can see lions and tigers only in Kenya.

12. Toilets are often in disguise.