All comments are emailed to me for approval these days, and it's a good thing, because otherwise you would be seeing these nonsense comments all over the place. Some of these have entertained me so much that I've been saving them. I figured today I'd share some of my favorite comments.
They all followed the same basic format - a comment that really has very little to do with the blog, followed by a link and an invitation to go to their website. (Ha.) Sometimes the comments will be boring generic things like, "This was a great site! You should look at mine!" And other times they will be so, so, so much more entertaining.
(on Chats From the Past)
You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be actually something which I think I would never understand. It seems too complex and extremely broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!
Sarah L. and I just completely stumped this person with our complicated chatting procedure. I hope they were able to get the hang of my too complex and extremely broad blog.
(on Chats From the Past)
At this moment I am going away to do my breakfast, afterward having my breakfast coming again to read further news.
All this unnecessary information makes it feel like a Twitter feed.
"Reading this blog"
"Gonna go eat breakfast"
"K, finished breakfast, reading this blog again"
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How badly would someone have to misread that blog to think I was writing about a sunglasses sale?
(on Top 5, Bottom 5: Johnny Depp)
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But after she suggested that she extremely enjoyed the usual info a person provide to my guests, then she could depart.
I will immediately snatch your rss feed as I can not to find your email subscription hyperlink or e-newsletter service. Do you've any? Please let me know in order that I could subscribe. Thanks.
Oh, no, I'ven't an e-newsletter service! Clearly missing out on a demographic here.
I'm gone to tell my little brother, that he should also visit this webpage on regular basis to get updated from latest news update.
If her brother is hoping to get his news by viewing my list of funny YouTube videos, he is going to be incredibly misinformed.
It's remarkable to pay a visit this web site and reading the views of all friends about this article, while I am also keen of getting experience.
So, um. This person's friends have all expressed their views on my favorite showtunes #30-21, and this person wants to get experience... expressing their views on showtunes as well?
I was suggested this blog by my cousin. I'm not sure whether this post is written by him as no one else know such detailed about my trouble. You are amazing! Thanks!
I can only assume this is the person who was searching for all those things, and they were dismayed that they'd never gotten any answers. Well, you're welcome.
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I was with this spammer until they suddenly lost track of all of the English.
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And we close this blog with two pieces of helpful advice from this spam.
'It's too bad, though, that there aren't similar holes on the opposite end.'
ReplyDeleteI'm just trying to think of *any* context in which this comment would make sense.
I feel like this needs to be an improv game. Give somebody a piece of bot spam like this, and try to make this come up with a reasonable scenario in which someone would say it.
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